I hate, wait, scratch that, DESPISE the new Juicy Couture ‘Back to School Velour Small Bowler’; I think it looks like an 8th grade home-economics class project gone horribly wrong.
You know that Juicy is getting lazy when they start using their cutting floor scraps to make a handbag. Just because you have an ugly bag, some plaid fabric and a sewing machine, does not mean that an atrocity like this should be placed on the market. For shame, Juicy.
Looking at this train-wreck of a bag, I started singing Fergie’s London Bridge song and now I’m just irritated because I cannot get that blasted tune out of my head.
Dear Juicy,
Please stop trying to be Burberry and get back to the drawing board.
I have been working on Styling (in NYC) ads for a new company, EENAMARIA, and went crazy for their bags and belt-bags.
The designs are some of the most innovative I’ve seen, and very utilitarian. I actually already put an order in for their newest collection-Kensington, made of the softest lambskin I’ve ever felt-maybe even better than the Chanel thigh-high’s-take that Karl.
Check out this new brand, http://www.eenamaria.com, and my styling page, http://www.myspace.com/jennifersennott