According to “sources” and a former FBI agent who is an expert at body language, are calling the whole thing off.

Then again, according to other “sources” they’re so in love it’s sickening.

Evidence for the break-up include Examiner.com’s analysis of the couple’s body language on the red carpet recently, reports that Brad has bought his own place complete with man-cave to get away from Angelina, reports of fights over custody of the couple’s 35 children, a rumored affair between Jolie and her dialogue coach on the movie Salt, and hints at Brad’s excessive drinking.

This story may have originated with The National Enquirer, but hey, so did the stuff about John Edwards, which turned out to be accurate. When it comes to pretty people having problems, the Enquirer apparently knows its stuff.

Those urging Pitt to get out of the relationship include his family and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, who the tabloids insist on continuing to draw as victim in the situation, despite having not been married to Pitt for over five years.

According to British Tabloid The Sun, the couple have already started drawing up the particulars of splitting up the assets, reportedly worth some $330 million.

Jessica Biel

According to antivirus software provider McAfee, searching and clicking on links for Jessica Biel is more likely to open your computer to spyware and viruses than searching on any other celebrity. Last year’s top virus attractor was Brad Pitt. Runners-up in the dubious honor include Beyonce, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston.

Hackers attach malicious computer code to websites about certain celebrities. When a celebrity skyrockets in popularity, hackers can target many more people. Antivirus software is essential to running a computer these days. It doesn’t have to be McAfee, but computer users who frequent celebrity websites should try to stay a step ahead of the malicious software that often gets attached to those sites by installing and using anti-virus and anti-spyware programs. Getting rid of the viruses themselves can be very frustrating.

On the other side of the issue, those who dislike McAfee for its ability to cause computer slow-downs and for what they believe to be McAfee’s obsolete technology say that searching celebrity sites isn’t the problem, but rather using archaic anti-virus programs like McAfee lead users into thinking their PC is safe when it isn’t.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – Image: Hollywood Choas

Spencer Pratt: Calls Angelina Jolie a “Home Wrecking Head Case”, Believes He’s the Next Brad Pitt. Spencer Pratt: Calls Angelina Jolie a “Home Wrecking Head Case”, Believes He’s the Next Brad Pitt Spencer Pratt, watch your back. Not only have you insulted the world by being born, but now you just entered Brangelina territory. In a lame attempt to keep whatever the little fame he claims to be huge left, Spencer decided to discuss the whole Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston situation. Remorse for Jen? Yes. Angelina a home wrecker? Yes. Continue reading at Hollywood Choas

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Inglourious Basterds Premiere held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on August 10th, 2009. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Premiere of ‘Inglourious Basterds’ during the 62nd Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France.

Angelina Jolie

Shoppers at a CVS drugstore in Oyster Bay, New York near Long Island were surprised to see mega star couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie along with two of their children shopping for nuts and tuna fish. The genetically blessed family was also seen at a Dunkin Donuts grabbing a bite to eat. It turns out that the Jolie-Pitt family is renting a home over the bay, but for how long, nobody knows.

Everyone who has interacted with them has described the couple as being friendly, but appearing out of place due to their stunning good looks. According to a local store manager, the celebrity family acted like regular shoppers, pushing their daughters in shopping carts and picking items off the shelves. By the time their shopping was done, people were running up the block to see them – most likely the result of hasty text messages received from shoppers who spotted Jolie and Pitt.

A local resident described Jolie as “looking great” wearing leggings and sunglasses. She also stopped to sign a few autographs, according to the resident.

But not everything can be perfect, even the lives of perfect looking mega stars. Jolie and Pitt are fighting a tell-all book that is being shopped around to publishers by a former bodyguard named Mickey Brett. Though no publisher has taken on the project, the Pitts have struck a few early blows, telling news reporters that Brett has been arrested multiple times and was once questioned over a murder. In addition, he signed a confidentiality agreement to work with the couple.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit up a suburban grocery store with two of their kids Saturday afternoon, a Stop & Shop employee tells Us. “They were here for 30 minutes and left,” Monira Ahmed, who works in customer service, says of the pair — who are staying on New York’s Long Island while she films thriller Salt. Visit Glam Baby Bumps to read the entire story…

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been arguing lately. Jolie is spending 15-hour days working on demanding action flick Salt. For the role, she has lost weight and done intensive physical training.

Reports in The Daily Mail say an exhausted Jolie recently arrived home from a long day at work on the  movie to find Pitt watching DVDs and drinking beer in their bedroom while the pair’s six children were wreaking havoc downstairs. This is said to be the second big argument between Jolie and Pitt during the last few weeks.

There are also reports that the two are sleeping apart during Jolie’s grueling filming schedule, and that Jolie is spending much less time with Pitt and the children than before, which is only logical since she is working such long hours.

Meanwhile, Pitt may soon be starring with Natalie Portman in a romantic comedy with the exhausting title Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry, by New York Times Op-Ed editor Leanne Shapton.

The book, optioned recently by Paramount, is in the form of an estate auction catalog with entries that tell the story of the failed relationship between a photographer in his 40s and a food columnist in her 20s.

 

   

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the European premiere of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ at the Cinemaxx Potsdamer Platz in Berlin, Germany. 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at The 14th Annua Critics Choice Awards